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What's man idea of foreplay ?

Watching World of Sport !

What do most men do best between the sheets ?

Break wind !

What does it take to get a guy to say " I  You " ?

At least ten pints !

How many men does it take to change a light bulb ?

Oh ! What the hell ! We'll sit in the dark !

What makes men so good at preparing salad ?

They're all born Tossers !

What's the one thing most men can keep up for days ?

The toilet seat !

How do you confuse a man ?

Tell him to find your G.spot !